today's headlines

Where can I get free stuff?

thelasthacker — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:12:37 +0000

Yay! More free DVDs!

Free DVD.

thelasthacker — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:51:35 +0000

Why bother leaving your house to discover your world when it’s all on a free DVD.

Rove Quits.

thelasthacker — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:45:00 +0000

“Rove Quits.” Talk about burying the lead. Tell us more about his bombshell.

Free DVD!

thelasthacker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:14:28 +0000

Does watching a DVD really make you a “reader”?

Grow new breasts.

thelasthacker — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:45:23 +0000

What luck for the Herald Sun that breasts can get cancer.

Tiger Woods in Australia!

thelasthacker — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:06:17 +0000

They sell us a threat, a plan, a review and a TV lift out. Couldn’t just one throw in a Tiger poster?

Vanstone DVD

thelasthacker — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:46:07 +0000

The Sun should have replaced the words “discover the world” with FREE. DVD. The way they’ve got it you might think it’s going to be an educational experience.

What about Spears?

thelasthacker — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:35:37 +0000

Kevin Sheedy? Gas stations? Did you not notice that Britney is on our shores?

Koala’s ears?

thelasthacker — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:32:27 +0000

I’ve got no idea how how cutting off koala’s ears is good preperation for fire season but I’m willing to do my part.

Stretch it out.

thelasthacker — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:55:40 +0000

The Age and Sun are attempting to stretch out the girls in frocks shots as far as they can. And for dyslexic speed readers the Australian and Fin Review have something about super hero swans and stink remuses.